Some fun or can this be seen as a solution? (Acknowledgment to Klaas Looch and Associates)
Work functions, parties and especially when it’s that end-of-year time where there are parties, more parties and boozed up intoxicating times.
Most of you should know that it is a criminal offence to drive a motor vehicle on a public road while intoxicated, but many may not know that it’s also a crime to work while intoxicated? Worse still, it’s a crime even to sip alcohol at the workplace, possess or even offer anyone alcohol at the workplace. (The management ”example” to employees is now challenged!)
So what about all those boozy functions, parties and year-end parties at your company, the company pub or the equally boozy lunches where you stumble back to the office looking “shøt bad”??? By this time you have already lost the little dignity you possessed, flirted with all the wrong colleagues, declared undying love to your boss and “topping that” you are now a common criminal, too!!!
OHSAct’s General Safety Regulation 2A (2) states that no person at a “workplace” shall be under the influence of or have in his or her possession or partake of or offer any other person intoxicating liquor or drugs.
So what to do? If “someone” is force-feeding you alcohol, and you must go back to your workplace, knowing – before everything became fuzzy and lovely – that you cannot be intoxicated at the workplace.
Simple. Don’t perform work when you get back! If you really must go back to the office, lock the door and sleep. If you are sleeping in your office then that area that you call your office is not your workplace as defined since you are not performing any work! Section 1(1) of the OHSAct defines a “workplace” as meaning any premises or place where a person performs work in the course of his or her employment.
A passing thought is that the office door needs to be locked (and windows and blinds closed) so you can’t be caught/seen “sleeping at work or on the job” as this could have disciplinary code ramifications under the Human Resources policies based on the Basic Conditions of Employment and Labour Relations legislation. However, if you are sleeping, you can’t be “on the job” and can’t be sleeping at work, “doing what work?”
If the company’s “sleeping policy” states “sleeping at the work site or on company premises”, you could be in trouble!!!
Be Warned!
For Your & your Family’s Safety’s sake be responsible:
Don’t drink and drive
Don’t drink while working on company premises